Cat Chat

If Cats Could Talk (part one)

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Setting: late at night, in the dark bedroom, in the dark apartment Enter Ten, the opinionated tortoiseshell cat. Loudly. Stomping.

Translation of cat-conversation as follows:

Ten: Oh, garçon? I need some of those delicious little chicken-shaped cat treats.

Me: Mmm-hmmm. I'm sleeping, cat. Stop swatting my nose. What are you howling about? And what did you just call me?

Ten: Whatever. Get up. I'm bored. Also, I'm hungry. Those little chicken-shaped cat treats should do nicely, I think. Right away, please? Chop-chop!

Me: Do you understand what time it is? I was asleep. Some of us work, you know, to pay for those kitty treats you like so much. And we didn't get the chicken treats, this time. You said you didn't like them anymore. Here. Have some nice salmon-flavored kitty treats. Read more

Cat Chat, Deciphering Your Cat's Language

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Does your cat chat? Do you know what it is trying to tell you? Perhaps you need to take a moment to read through this article and learn more about cat chatter. As with all things in life, there is usually more than meets the eye; or the ears in this case.

Three Easy Ways to Decipher Your Cat's Language
Figuring out what your cat is trying to tell you is actually rather easily done. Know what all of the cat chat is about by simply following these three simple suggestions.
1. Higher pitched, desperate meows typically relate to hunger, attention needs and desires for outdoor adventures (if your cat is allowed outside), as well as, “My litter box needs to be changed, dang it!”
2. Lower pitched, rumbling meows mean that your cat is agitated, angry, peeved or ready to pounce.
3. Medium toned meows and leg rubs, or meows that you can barely hear in the room means, find me, pet me, I am cat chatting to let you know that I want some day-to-day affection. Read more

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