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I Have Decided To Start Acting Like A Cat, Signed: Your Roommate

Submitted by msarko on 10/21/09 4:37am

Hey. You're not busy, are you? You are? Yeah, I'm feeling kinda lonely and needy right now, so I'm still gonna bug you. Are you listening? How about now? Hey, pay attention to me. Okay, now that you're paying attention to me I've lost all interest in you. I'm gonna go over here now and take a nap, but I'll be back later when I want something.

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HELP! I think my cat may be EMO!

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Submitted by Anonymous on 7/27/09 1:19am

My Emo CatI don't know how I didn't notice it as it was happening, but now I see clearly that my cat is an EMO. At first I thought it was the heat that was making my kitty moody, but it's been weeks now and he only seems to have gotten worse. I found cd of My Chemical Romance in his stereo, and he's growing increasingly wimpy.

I feel terribly guilty for not stopping this before went too far. Is there any chance that I can get my happy kitty back? Or is it too late? I need help!

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